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A girl whos vagina is similar to roast beef
Ashley Casiano is such a beef curtain
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This refers to the Vagina of Margaret Thatcher (Former Prime Minister of the UK). The nick name for her flacid genetalia, comes ironically (HA!) from the nick name associated with her stubborness in politics "The Iron Lady".
However the nick name became cemented in the hearts of the public, when a photographer accidentally fell over and took a picture upskirt revealing her vagina to be actually made from 18th century pig iron.
This has opened up a large debate which spans many topics.
Biology - How?
Philosophy - Why?
and Politics - ......
Some have suggested that it was not her vagina at all, but a form of securtiy device to stop unwanted vermin from nesting in there. However regardless, the media splash was enough to concrete in the term Iron Beef Curtains.
I would like to be the first, then, to suggest, that instead of wasting, millions of pounds of taxpayers money on her state funeral. We should instead, recycle her Iron Beef Curtains.
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The Place on fat chicks legs That You'd never know was hiding a pussy, that rubs together and bCurtains /b The vagina While also Making people Run Screaming when seen.
"Yo Sean, does Tara have beef curtains?"
"Why no, no she doesn't"
"Diesel!"
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When a female vagina lips or male uncircumsized penis skin is covered in smelly cheese(smegma) when one goes for days with out showering.
That bitch has some seriously cheesy meat curtains and it made my dick itch.
The paradoxical state of not knowing whether or not if there is, or is not someone behind the shower curtain ready to murder you.
I sat on the toilet watching the Schrödinger's Shower Curtain for any sign of danger, but there was no way to be truly sure until it was pulled back...
Noun.
A phrase used to describe someone who is in the background secretly plotting and conspiring or also a hypocrite of great proportions.
Derived from the movie The Wizard of Oz
Senator Charles worked secretly at night with his other colleagues, being "the man behind the curtain" of the Senate.
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A very gentle lady garden trump that merely wafts the petals.
Whispering Curtain makes ladylike a phhhheeeeett sound.......
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