*and probably continued reading the description when the description isn't really that helpful.
You: *Searches up "Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason*"*
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When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times
If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!
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you are lonely. You are probably assuring yourself that you have friends and an interesting personality. You will probably go back and look at your name's definition you wrote and pretend someone else wrote it for you. Maybe you will suggest searching names to your friends, and stumble across the one you wrote, and have it be "scarily" true. Good luck. It gets better.
writing your own name's definition for urban dictionary is what you do on a friday with no friends around.
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They are the cousins to people who take a bite out of the whole kit kat bar andnot just break a stick off. Also i know alot of people do this and will get this taken down but just be honest and let me post thanks.
People who make definitions to names on urban dictionary are subscribed to T-series
help I am trapped in an urban dictionary definition please let me out it's been 3 years
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Me rn:{You fools, this is officially the last definition in the archives!}
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A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to fartism (updated definition, please check tag) yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, false* religion.
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