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Its a wonderfull feeling. when your shit goes hard. Also its very satisfying .
Derek: look judy i had DIARRHEA come and see its amazing
When you digest too much Taco Bell and your stomach starts hurting so bad you sweat till lava starts flowing out of your ass cheeks
Friend: Bro are you okay you’ve been in the bathroom for 45 minutes... the crunch wrap isn’t settling too well is it?
You: Dood I have mad diarrhea right now like I seriously feel like I’m shitting molten metal right now
a group of jetskiiers is known as 'a diarrhea': a unpredictable, splashy mess unexpectedly, explosively zooms out of nowhere from gaping assholes
Oh, man! A diarrhea of jetskiiers is pouring down the East River; no wonder the e. coli count is off the charts today!
Please don’t hold your poop it will make you throw up from shit.
And sit on the toilet if you fell fart or poop doesn’t matter go to the damn bathroom bitch
Kid:Mom! Why I poop and I fell like water poop?
Mother: oh no! You must have diarrhea! I gotta get medicine for quick now!
Diarrhea is the sensation you get when you just ate 10 metric shit tons of Taco Bell for lunch.
"I love Taco Bell diarrhea in my burritos!"
loose, watery and possibly more-frequent bowel movements, when it happens it will bring pain and makes you scream loudly. the diarrhea feels like charging lava shooting out of you. and its mushy/creamy. but if you eat it, its the best taste ever.
"AHHHH THE DIARRHEA I HAVE DIARRHEA"
"dont worry you will be ok?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT HURTS IT HURTS"