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When you erase incriminating evidence from your pc, only to retrieve it later from the recycle bin
Dude! She found a titty shot of my ex and I had to delete it! But no worries I will pull a desktop dumpster dive later on.
The female version of tea-bagging somebody where a naked woman squats over a man's face and forces her genital lips onto his face like a falcon diving for its prey.
How was your date this Lisa, dude?
Aw, man! You'll never believe this chick! She totally Falcon-Dived my ass!
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Searching for a fat girl's vagina to initiate intercouse while layers and layers of blubbery lard get in your way. Thus making a diving maneuver completely necessary.
Guy 1: "Yeah, dude, I totally fucked ____ last night."
Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."
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The act of inserting one's penile helmet or the helmet of one's penis into the vaginal canal of a woman
Bobby and Gina decided it was a great time to go helmet diving.
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When you take an Eskimo and feed him/her your trash in turn having them regurgitate it on you and you both slide on eachother's puke-covered body like a dumpster dive
When you go to Ancorage next week, as the natives about an Alaskan dumpster dive, it's a fun time ;)
When you’re willing to do just about anything to replace your old vehicle.
I’d dive in the booty for a RAV4, my broke ass Jeep don’t put out no more.
In law school (or most grad schools), the term for what you feel like doing during finals, diving off the atrium. Almost all law schools have multistory atriums centered in the middle of a high stress environment.
Many law schools have diving programs after finals as a stress reliever. Unfortunately, most atriums lack an adequate diving pool.
Man if I end up studying this same stuff for 16 hours straight I'm gonna do the atrium swan dive.