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a perfect creature which will always love you and is the perfect thing to exist but sadly it's life span is an average of 13-15 human years and then will not be there for you so use those years wisely and love it when asks for love keep it well or else I WILL COME TO KILL YOU!
aren't dogs a perfect creature
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To *rag out* or abuse an item such as your vehicle.
Your car looks like shit cuz you always dog it out
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Asian: Fluff food time!
Fluff: (can't bark because is food)
Asian mmmm dog...
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Beyond "dirty dog," a "turdy dog" is someone who shits all over his friends.
Morris showed how much of a turdy dog he was when he dumped his date and ditched his friends at the concert.
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When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."
Exponentially worse with larger dogs.
"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."
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The world-renowned 5-star Chinese restaurant founded by Daimo.
“Wanna head over to Dog Dynasty after school?”
“Yes, I’ve been yearning to eat there!”