A dork hoe is someone whom is not only a slut/hoe, but also a dork/stupid as fuck.
John: Ew, do you see that ratchet's torn pants?
Todd: Yea, what a dork hoe.
Those people who have the uncanny ability to select the only items in the store with no price tags or scan bars necessitating a price check on every item they've purchased thus clogging up the check out lane.
That check out dork was getting some pretty dirty looks from the people behind him in the check out line.
A dork vortex. All dorkiness is attracted to it, and there's no escape.
You are a buffoon. Such a dork-tex!
Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and pops the bubbles with their mouth
I found out my girlfriend was a dork after she left the bath with shit breath
A word that your man loves being called but will never want to admit too liking, it will make his heart melt every time, somtimes he will act stupid on purpose just so you call him a dork
Guy: yk when u switch to GEICO u could save 15% or more on car insurance
Girl: _____ ur such a dork
Guy:(is now smiling unstoppably)