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Old time firefighter term for the guy who always seems to make fires but never gets anything done. Also could be the guy who never makes fires.
Hey, lets call Wayne dry matches cause he misses everything!!
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To suck it up. Mostly said to boring people (party bloopers) in meaning that they have to get a more positive attitude, get drunk and have fun.
"Hey wet blanket, dry up!"
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The act of penetrating a vagina or anus without prior foreplay (human skin-on-skin contact) or lubrication.
Ok, so I'd had a beer or two. On my way home, kebab in hand, I called in on an 'old friend'. Having spent my energies devouring the stale kebab, I revealed my boner and penetrated the walls of her superdry cobwebbed vagina. It was the first skin on skin contact we had made. We didn't even pass one word of conversation. I went home.
eg: Simon and Sharon both agreed there was more moisture in the single tear rolling down her cheek than there had been throughout the 30 minute dry bone session.
Remember kids, a tub of vasoline is easily available from the local drugstore. this simple precaution vastly reduces your chances of encountering the dry bone
eg:
Lucy: "Boots are doing a speical offer on vasoline, its 2-for-1!"
Cecile: "Thanks all the same, but I'm a dry bone kinda gal!"
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The act of two bodies rubbing together to create sexual release with little chance of pregnancy.
My sisters husband and I spent the afternoon dry humping while she was at work.
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1. When you have wanked so much that nothing more will come out.
2. When you run so much that your dick goes dry.
3. When you see someone so ugly that you go dry.
Sex addict: Oh shit, I've got Dry-dick!
Normal person: Your dick is fucked.
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- noun
The viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs that has been released and has become free from moisture, drained or evaporated away.
Me: Hey Jay, whose cum dry is this?
Jay: Oh shit, I thought that was the dry rub I just put on the bbq.
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The dry dogwood happens when a man over the age of 70 tries to engage in intercourse. Whilst about to cum he pulls out and tries to ejaculate on her face only to see a cloud of chalky dust come out accompanied by the short burst of air much like that of popping an innertube. Upon spreading this powder on his parteners face, he must then yelp out with possibly his last dying breath "dry dogwood!" to complete the act.
Dude, yesterday I thought my grandma was doing drywall work but it turns out gramps just gave her the ol' dry dogwood
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