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Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.
Girl: OWWWW STOP IT HURTS SO BAD
Ethan: SHUTUP ~hits girl with aluminum baseball bat~
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An ugly, selfish, controlling fag whose teeth are bigger than the universe. If he hugs you, take a shower. He has boobs even though he isn't a girl. He's fatter than me, and I have proof. Basically just an all around shit.
Ethan, I hate you.
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An annoying twat who can’t keep a girl for one second Without lying to her. He will never grow up and be irresponsible for EVER. Fuck all Ethans.
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Ethan, let’s just say Ethan is athletic but also a little nerdy. He is not “hot” but rather cute and like able. He won’t steal your girl ( he probable will though) and is loyal and faithful. He probably tall and skinny but also powerful and strong. Ethan is also a little cocky and can get ahead of himself sometimes, Ethan can a little hard get to know but once you get to know him he can be a real charmer. Ethan is not a class clown or anything like that, but funny in his own way.
No example present. Ethan
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Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.
“You know that dumbass from Spanish class?”
“Oh, you mean Ethan?”
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This guy is just the biggest dick you will ever meet. He thinks he's good at everything but he isn't. He considers himself as cool and popular but hes actually a huge loser. He may be a guy but damn, hes the biggest drama queen you will ever meet. He always brags about his big dick but everyone knows he's got a 1 inch pinch. hes always acting like hes black but if he was every in the hood his bitch ass would be shot up.
Ethan: wanna play catch with me
James: Do u mean drop and throw
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