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When someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to fuck 'everything in sight' to get back at their ex.
Joe: "Dude, I saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then I saw them leave the bar together at 2am. I bet he tore that shit up last night"
Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"
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Effectively, the man any woman happens to be with, under lockdown, for the duration of the coronaviral era.
"You have complaints? Please, feel free to find someone else, because right now I may as well be the last man on earth."
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1) The look someone has when they are completely amazed, in disbelief of, or captivated by something that it causes their eyes to open as wide as possible and their jaw to drop ever so slightly. Occurs quite frequently when watching the Discovery Channel series "Planet Earth"
2) A look of pure wonderment and amazement like when a small child sees a magic trick.
Jack: is Leighton okay? He's been watching the fire place for 45 minutes..
Andrew: yeah dude, he's fine. Hes just doing his planet earth stare. He just can't believe what he's seeing.
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Down to Earth Man is Harry, hes so down to earth they simply call him Down to earth man
That Harry is down to earth man, you know
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"Whos da trillest nigga on earth?"
"dat nigga Brandon Silva!"
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The coolest, best Society there is. Probably.
Yo, those Sandwich Earthers from the Sandwich Earth Society have an IQ of 10000000! How shall we ever be as cool of Alternative Earthers as them!
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Some dumb Jurassic Park fan club. They think the Earth is a Dinosaur, but they have a couple of loose screws in their head. They’re also huge assholes. They deny the truth that the Earth is a sandwich.
Dino Earther: YoU’rE mOM GaY! HAr hAr!
Mom: Stop being disrespectful, Jimmy, and clean your room. This Dinosaur Earth Society left him with two brain cells. I wouldn’t want my son to be one of the Alternative Earthers.
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