Eli is a very beautiful specimen and is incredibly caring, kind, funny, silly goofy mood, and beautiful. Did I mention they're beautiful? Probably not, they're really beautiful omg **dies**. Nobody hates on Eli they're just that cool.
1: Look it's that super cool and cute guy from yesterday.
2: He really is such an Eli (the best boyfriend)
cums on me alot, and jerks my meat, and nigs me all the niggy nig, And also he is a Kool Kids Klub kkk for short, he is a member for the kkk, and loves to eat meat, especially my meat, and hes a nigger,
and nigs
"HEY ELI NIGGAFART MORGAN YOUR A DIRTY COTTON PICKER"
yessir daddy can i suck you off too?
"BET NIGGA"
Protagonist of a 2016 Disney show called Slugterra, where he kidnaps and abuses innocent slugs and uses them as ammunition to fight off capitalist pigs that want to enslave the underground world and abuse more innocent slugs.
a sexual identity where you solely are attracted to Eli and no other
damn Eli’s so hot, I think I might be Eli-sexual!
Someone who is way too happy and thinks they know everything when they don't and all they do is make people feel worse
That clown is such an Eli Lloyd