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To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback, in an English accent.
Think of an insult add the word bloody and a bit of cockney and you have an English Roast.
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The way the British and the Canadian spell certain words.
This way of spelling was made first therefore, it is considered right to many, whereas the American spelling of the English language is considered wrong because it was made afterwards.
Many people would even go as far as saying those from the United States are spelling things differently because they are lazy and/or uneducated.
An example is how those from the United States spell these words: Colour, Centre, Honour, favourite, odour, etc.
like Color, center, honor, favorite, and odor, etc.
If I had learned to spell them the "Correct" way I probably would have, although I didn't therefore I spell them the American way.
The people from the U.S. today learned to spell these words that way, because some English mofo that moved here in the past didn't like his own language and decided to change it to a way that made more sense to him and the other English mofos that moved here at the time.
Personally, I think "Colour" makes more sense as well as "Favourite"
I'm sorry, but "Centre" makes no fucking sense.
I don't know what people were thinking, seriously.
I hope my disgusting, ignorant American English doesn’t offend anyone too badly. After all, I clearly wasn't educated enough to spell things the "right" way!
"Correct" English spelling: Colour
"Incorrect" English spelling: Color
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english spoken by travelers to non-english speaking countries in hope of communicating. generally words are spoken loudly and slowly while making charade-like gestures that indicate the word being spoken.
international english may involve saying, "F-O-O-D", while motioning hand-to-mouth.
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Some gay school that has been around in dubai for 3 years, it is a school for mentally retarded kids, they have really bad teachers and the principal is retarded.
retarded student from english college: omfg my school is the best school in the world!
awesome dude:no..... -.-
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What posh, upperclass english people speak.
Look at that pleb over there Alfred, speaking cockney no less. Oh the commeners are truly amusing! They can't speak proper queen's english. Tut-tut, pour me some more tea old sport- jolly good, spiffing stuff!
*continues with plans of world domination*
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most likely the gayest people on the plant. it seems to rain there all the time. they are pussies. they cry all the time on xbox. and they have a huge problem with all americans even tho they come to our country for disney world, try and dress like us, and say how awesome it is. they are very jeolous of american
true story of english people at disney world....
English kid- look at that kid and his girlfriend holding hands hahaha
Me- what fuck you say bitchass
English kid- nothing MOMMY!!!!! help
Me-come over her you little bitch and let me teach you some manner
English kid- flash like lighting ran away to suck on his moms diddy
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A polite euphanism for ejaculatory fluid. First used by transplanted Englishman Corey.
"Yeah, then I gave her a load of English Shampoo... Told her to make sure and lather it up real nice."
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