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fair tool

a person who thinks there all that. they think there the greatest

Jayden is a fair tool sir

by Mikki93 February 4, 2008


ghetto fair

Parking lot carnivals, usually around in spring, with cheap food, crappy kiddie rides, rigged games, awesome carnies, and of course, zonkeys.

S.I.R.: Right now, I'm torturing myself at the ghetto fair. It's awful.

by Snow Witch October 4, 2015


fair connection

The hiring process which certain people have to obtain employment at certain agencies. This connection is usually to management or board members who want to hire their friends instead of promoting their current employees that are over qualified and well-deserved.

Once again the new hire has a "fair connection", thusly they got the open position. FUCKING SUCKS!!!

by Tara April 21, 2005


fair fight act of 1988

The Fair Fight Act of 1988 set the bylaws of street fights in Detroit during the 80s and 90s. It’s sole purpose was to set the groundwork for what was considered legal and illegal in a street fight among two parties settling their differences by way of force. Along with the typical rules of the street fight, ie. no eye gouging, no biting and no low blows, the Fair Fight Act aimed to eliminate anything but the use of hands.

Kicks of any sort will violate the code of the "Fair Fight Act of 1988". Damaging knees can cause a permanent injury, mf might walk a cane for the rest of his life. Use of firearms are permitted in such cases.

by DimSumProphet August 29, 2019


To be fair

A favourite expression of popular Minecraft content creator Dream, usually used during one of his commonly occurring debates (often on a semi-pointless topic or one of no big-scale consequence), particularly when he is on the losing side and is attempting to justify an argument with a technicality. See also "technically".

Technoblade: *destroys Dream in a rap battle by mentioning his 100k dollar win during their famous Minevraft PvP duel*
Dream: To be fair, we split the money...

by kaliu6 June 26, 2022


To be fair

To transfer or shift blame from oneself to another.

To throw another person under the bus.

To be fair it was recommended that I do it

by Code nine June 17, 2022


fair ask

A reasonable request, often one which is unreasonable to refuse.

After they broke up, she asked him to delete the risqué photos she'd sent him, which I think is a fair ask.

by anon banana March 12, 2019