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Phoneticized version of the acronymm B.F.A.P. or Big Fucking Art Project. Term used almost instinctually by hippies,yippies, and bohos to describe an event wherein butcher paper or a large canvas is rolled out on the floor and everyone gathers around with low grade materials to make a collaborative work of art. Common themes include disembodied eyes, 'shrooms, curly-Qs, fake asian ideograms, laughing gnomes and crumbling brick walls. Due to a lack of cooperation and no knowledge of color theory or design, Bee-faps often look muddy and depressing. Finished be-faps can be found in coffee shops and co-ops around universities, or in the bedrooms of high school stoners.
Allie wanted me to come over and make bee-fap. I said I was busy. She was all, "We'll smoke a bowl, spread out bunch of fuckin' art supplies, and just make a big fuckin' art project!"
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To jerk off. Comes from the sound that is produced while a man is masturbating.
She didn't put out again, it's our third date. I think I'll just fap off.
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The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with it.
Not always a sexual act; sometimes its just because your a duche
"So Rachel was being a bitch last night."
"No shit dude what did you do?"
"Gave that bitch a taste of my fap sap
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When a guy masturbates then jizzes in his hand then slaps someone across the face with that hand. The guy can also be getting a hand job from his bitch and he would jizz on her hand, then she would slap someone.
Guy 1: Dude, I was jerkin it last night and guess what!
Guy 2: I don't know broseph! tell me!!
Guy 1: I came in my hand and I fap slapped the fuck out of this granny walking down the street!
Guy 2: For real!?
Guy 1: Yeah man! She fucking loved it!
Guy 2: Nice!
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A penis that has been used to break a hymen. Intense masturbation is required prior to insurgency in order to deliver the sharp and streamlined penetration necessary for the successful destruction of the target.
"I lost my virginity to the most magnificent fap drill you could possibly imagine. My hymen didn't stand a chance."
"She sighed and remarked that she was still a virgin, so I reassured her and showed her my enormous fap drill, she felt much better after that."
"We went back to my place and she rode upon my fap drill all through the night."
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A fap circle is is when more then three males will make a circle and fap non-stop until jizzing.
Hey jerry, did you hear about that fap circle?
Yeah man, i heard it lasted all night long.
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Unfortunately for many, the feeling of being Down To Fuck is not well received or reciprocated by others. So these people, after lurking the clubs for hours must return home alone and settle for simply being Down To Fap.
(Guy): You look like my next girlfriend ;)
(Girl): Seriously? With pick up lines like that I'm guessing you spend every Saturday night Down To Fap.
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