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Kind of like a child’s jack-in-the-box but with a noxious fart-cloud released instead.
The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what the “Pop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.
A description of flatulence so shocking and extreme that it winds up being entertaining.
Startling percussive booms and deafening trumpet tones defined his uniquely humorous signature cartoon farts.
Aww man I shouldn't have eaten that fart packet earlier, now I have hot gas.
Hey Joe, hand me one of them fart packets, I wanna crop dust the shit out of those girl scouts.
When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.
Quit fart barking so close to my head!
I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
farts that smell so terrible that toleration is non existent. These farts smell often of rotten eggs and such other materials that are cringed upon. Many kids experienced dad farts when they were children.
dude 1: I think i might be sick, i dont know what i ate, these farts smell disgusting
Dude 2: nah man, you just have a common case of the dad farts.
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Fart wafting is a way to share your fart with other people..or if you just feel like a cheeky sniff of the badboy yourself. The conventional way to "fart waft" is to cup your hand slightly and use mainly the wrist to waft the fart away. The more experianced fart wafters tend to put backspin and better wrist movements to help the fart travel. If you want to share your fart to many people then some fart wafters tend to use a book, magazine or folder of some kind.
after letting of a massive fart, gaymouth did some fart wafting.
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After you fart many times while sitting on the couch, when you get up it is warm and the smell is there for a long time afterwards.
Todd watched the football game on the couch. When he left the fart furnace kept the room warm for hours.
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