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A Ford Mustang that does NOT have a V8 engine. having only a 6cyl, or worse an old school one with only a 4cyl.
Dude1: check out Tony's new 'stang!
Dude2: Dude, that's not a real stang! it's only a faux stang! Tony didn't break the bank and get at GT!!
When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.
Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
When a girl wears pants that are too loose in the hip region giving the impression that she has male anatomy. (Must be said with a french or british accent.)
Bob: Look at that girl she looks like she has a penis.
Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!
People who are "famous" for absolutely no legitimate reason. Reality TV "stars" and YouTube "stars" are the primary demographic for faux celebrity status because their only real claim to fame is from playing out (usually) scripted, idiotic life scenarios for the sole entertainment of the masses that eat it up like an ice cream sundae. They generally get paid big money for creating garbage viewing.
YouTubers and Reality TV people aren't "real" celebrities. They're a faux celebrity because there's no real reason for them to be famous.
One who pretends to be a high credibility or operates under false pretenses in order to earn money and truly not help their communities as they proclaim to.
Martin Luther King, Jr. was considered to be a “poor righteous teacher”, but people like televangelist are more like faux-righteous teachers. They simply pretend to do it for the good of others but they profit largely from their exploitation of faith and community giving.
Poseur Boston Red Sox fans, who have been rooting for the team only since 2004 or 2007, but act like they've been lifelong die hards. Normally have no connection whatsoever to the city of Boston. Most are either female and/or college fraternity members. Faux Sox can be easily spotted by their pristine, unbent, perfectly clean Red Sox caps that they pretentiously wear. The male species normally have goattees (as do some of the females).
Fan 1: Did you hear that guy behind us? He just told his friend that they were supposed to stand up for the 6th inning stretch. What a douche.
Fan 2: (turns around; sees frat boy wearing a Red Sox cap) No wonder. He's a Faux Sox. He doesn't know shit about baseball.
A new and improved name for a “pocket pussy, fake ass pussy, or jerk stick.” Referring to the toe like appearance of the female organ.
“Yo bro I found your fuckin faux-toe under my bed!” “That guy looks like he has a collection of faux-toes to use on himself.”