February 16

People born on this day have extreme crackhead and dumb bitch energy. Furthermore, they also are idiots when it comes to crushes and romance

Sharon is born on February 16th, and her vibe is way off kilter.

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February 21

It’s probably one of the best days to be born on because it is close to being in January and close to being in March also the super bowl just happened and you can ask for a super bowl shirt. If you meat someone that’s born on this day they are cool.

Wow See that person their born on February 21

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1st february

the day the most perfect human was born. harry edward styles birthday. everyone wish him happy birthday

“harry styles was born on 1st february “
“yes, listen to lights up!”

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February 18

February 18 is the national day to try and suck your own dick.

Yooo Bro!
What?
Its February 18 today!
Ok?
Its the national day to try and suck your own dick!

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February 29

That day that comes around four years later uh, sucks to be you if you were born in this day so have fun

Guys it’s a leap year!
What’s that?
February 29th duh

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February 2nd

The day of the sexiest living beings, if you are born on February 2nd, you are a sex beast! You destroy people in Fortnite, and you are sexually attracted to Alex from Minecraft. Feb2 is your name, sex is your game.

February 2nd is your birthday!

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February 13th

The holiday when you break up with your significant other so you will not waste money on them on February 14.

Mike: it's finally February 13th time for me to break up with Jane.

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