Cabbage Flaps

Female genitalia that resembles the leaves of a cabbage, and has a musty smell.

Holy crap your Missus has got cabbage flaps!

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Bap-Flap

The unsightly flap found between the saggy cleavage of a 40 something housewife who still thinks she can borrow her daughters clothes and look good.

Normally seen when wearing tops which open down the front without a bra.

It is indeed the camel toes unsightly cousin.

'Its bad enough with the saggy boobs, but we didnt need to see the bap-flap too!'

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Emergency flaps

The side fasteners on a babies diaper/pamper is used here as Emergency Flaps. If your emergency flaps are about to blow, have blown or are stretching thin, basically means all hells going to break loose for a freak out, meltdown, you name it. It's the last straw, you have lost control if they've blown. You still have sanity if they are still intact.

"Dude, if this lady doesn't drive faster than 2MPH my emergency flaps are going to give."

"My emergency flaps blew, I was so pissed I had to leave."

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emergency flaps

a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house

pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out for some emergency flaps

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flapping gizzard

When a guy rapidly slaps a girls pussy lips with the tip of his penis

Dude I just gave my sister a flapping gizzard

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mud flap

what you would call a gay man's balls

yeah...get it...mud flaps..hehehe

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tit flap

Derogatory term for someone you dislike.

That guy is a complete tit flap

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