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Pour de floor

When in covid19 lockdown (corona virus) you meet up for some social distancing beers with your mates, you pour the first sip of your beer so you probably wont the the corona virus

Mate you didn't pour de floor you getting the virus

by Defqoncol July 8, 2020


Blood on the Dance Floor

A band so horrible; that Jesus is currently writing eight billion apology letters to be delivered by Santa Claus on Christmas.

Jesus: Hey Santa? Will you mail this for me.

Santa: Oh, what's this?

Jesus: You know that shitty band I convinced my dad to make while he was really high? Blood on the Dance Floor or whatever?

Santa: Yeah?

Jesus: When he snapped out of it he told me I had to write apology letters to every single human on Earth.

by CbrLaneSplitter250 March 6, 2014

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7th Floor Crew

If your ho only know
That she was getting fucked on the 7th floor
If that bitch only knew
The she was getting mutted by the whole damn crew
What would she do?
What would she do?

What happened to your bitch on the 7th floor ? The 7th floor crew fucked the shit out of her

by RogerGoodell April 24, 2020

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Blood on the dance floor

A worthless techno band that only talks about sex, yet somehow passes with metal heads, emos, goths, etc.

Me: Hey whats up
Friend: Listening to Blood on the dance floor
Me: I want to twist your balls of and shove them so far down your throat you choke and die. Afterwards I will piss on your grave and break your Ipod.

by DarkHeart November 25, 2012

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The one floor rule

The understood rule that unless you are handicapped and cannot walk, you never take the elevator when only going one floor up or down. Failure to comply by this rule results in wasted time for all other elevator passengers, and will undoubtedly lead to death stares and possible bodily harm to said offender.

I was late for my big meeting because some idiot was too lazy to take the stairs and decided to break the one floor rule.

by Father MacKenzie February 23, 2010

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Blood on the Dance Floor.

Worst band ever.

That is all.

Jill: I'm listening to Blood on the Dance Floor.

Jack: I'll personally push you down the hill, dump the pail of water on you, then beat you for a good 24 hours with the pail.

by G-Thing 1 February 10, 2011

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On The Floor Drinking Game

Play the song On The Floor by Jennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull at a party and everytime the words "On the Floor" are said in the song, everybody has to drink. Pitbull says it a dozen times in the first minute and J-Lo says it more than 20 times after that, so by the end of this song you should be on the floor, because you will no longer be able to stand.

There are different versions of this song, so number of times to drink may vary depending on which version you play, but all versions should have you drinking at least 35 times in 5 minutes :), "Hey everyone, let's play ON THE FLOOR DRINKING GAME!"

by Ron Duda April 30, 2011

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