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friend-sex

(noun) An agreed to arrangement between two friends regarding a sexual relationship between them that is clandestine, occasional, situational and beneficial to both. occurring as a result of multiple factors. Either person may/may not have a significant other. The friendship remains, but has potential to become enhanced and strengthened if the exchange is mutually fulfilling and pleasurable, but could become complex or even strained if the arrangement doesn’t go as expected.

Nikki pitched his ‘friend-sex’ idea to Shannon. She said, “I’m seeing someone”, she thought the idea of this ‘friend-sex’ unusual. Getting hard at hearing her say“sex” to him he looked into her eyes and wished he could hold her hands in his replying “I know this, and as a friend I’d do anything you needed me to, as a friend I love you, the last thing I’m wanting to do is ruin our friendship with dating, naw fuck that. Cause we’re friends, right? I know my place. I also know that maybe people aren’t always #1, aren’t always appreciated as they should, are lonely even though they are ‘seeing someone’, I understand that too, sister. Top secret sex stuff between one another, just us involved, no stalking, no disrespect, take it whenever and however you need it. Touch, pleasure, physical gratification, special, anything you say, attention, you first, secret. Anytime, whenever you say. Don’t you get it?? I’m no model so turn the lights down, close your eyes, give in and I promise I’ll make you feel like the only woman in the world, working you and your body over, inspiring your participation in a celebration of you so that in such times together, flesh on flesh connected, alone and close to each other you wish to please as you are pleased. Then when the time is up for then, just call me when you want to come. I’ll be puddy in your hands becoming solid as a totem pole as you wish, the lesbian between your legs if you like, whatever. A secret we share”.

by Nikki Stixx October 26, 2022


internet friend

Its someone that knows you better than anyone else. You always see them behind a screen, either their face or their words. And when you hear their voice for the first time it’s like "OMG YOUR VOICE". You just want to spend time and do things with them. When they're having a bad day you wanna hug them, but can’t because internet.

I love my internet friends.
Internet friends are best friends.

by a.o. December 11, 2014

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Fake Friend

People you don't need in your life

Marissa Pugliese is a Fake Friend

by brooklynitalian August 16, 2014

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Cyoubx's Friends

Cancerous group on Facebook about Rubik's Cubes

yo dude the admins on cyoubx's friends suck lmao

by Rowe Hessler September 16, 2016

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Good friend

Marienette Dupain-Cheng

Adrien: God, I want to marry my good friend and have her babies.

by Para-the-Wannabe July 4, 2020

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Internet Friend

An internet friend is someone you just happened to meet online that you had a bunch of things in common with and became friends. But it turns out that that person will be there for you through everything, they will become you best friend. Internet friends aren't just people you'll forget about after a couple months or a even a couple years, if you make an internet friend they will stay with you and be there for you through everything. And those day, months, or years that you get to know each other will bring you so close together. You'll want to be with them everyday and never want to leave there side, but you can't cause they're just internet friends. But when that day comes the day you finally meet, the first tine you see them not through a screenvyou will run up to them hug them and cry, cry because finally you get to see them after all that time, that first time you hear there voice other then coming from a phone or a computer you'll be like, "Oh my god thats your voice! Your real voice!" The day you will them will quite possibly be one of the happiest days of your life.

Messages;
Girl: Hi
Girl: Hey
Boy: What's up

*2 years later*

Boy: *Runs across the airport to the other 2 girls*
Girl: *Crys*
Girl: *Screams* Oh my god! I can't believe its you!
Boy: *Pulls both girls into a hug*

Everyone: I can't believe I finally got to meet you guys... My internet friends.

by Internet Obsession June 15, 2015

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True Friend

One soul in two bodies. Two people who are so close that their actions and thoughts sync together, often thinking and saying the same things at the same time. Very few people have the blessing of a true friend.

True Friends have an in explainable, unbreakable bond, even if they're not there for you, they're still there. A true friend will look at you at your worst time in life, and still call you beautiful and strong. Someone that no matter what you go through, will always tell you they love you, no matter how many times you fight, no mater what you put each other through, you forgive each other easily. A best friend may be around a few years, but a true friend is forever. Even if you haven't seen each other for 5 years, the friendship remains unbreakable. They come to you when you're at your lowest, even when you push them away, they still stay. They know what mood you're in just by looking at your face expression, and they know just how to cheer you up when you're sad. They know everything about you, even more than you know about yourself. They tell you when you do something stupid, but support you through change. You share countless memories together.

You do everything together. They're the person in the passenger seat when you first get your license, also the person you get in countless trouble with. They're the person you take pictures with at your Senior graduation. They're your first roommate, brides maid at your wedding.

Basically, True Friendship is Love.

"I'll always be there for you whenever you need me."
"Thanks dude, you're a true friend."

by Kaylay April 15, 2013

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