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Ashley only lets little children into her shop, like Ross Swenny. she gives you cheap, cheap deals on Pepsi Max. she will slide tackle you if you try to get into her shop without her permission and she'll put it in your bum.
but she won't open a fucking NEW TILL!!!!
Ashley from Iceland is Ross Swenny's sugar mummy
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Private committed war crimes in former Yugoslavia and was the mastermind of the death of multiple celebrities, including but not limited to John F. Kennedy
Person 1: Hey, who's Private from Madagascar?
Person: 2: That's classified information, how do you know his name?
Private committed war crimes in former Yugoslavia and was the mastermind of the death of multiple celebrities, including but not limited to John F. Kennedy
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The latest fnaf song from The living tombstone
Have you heard This comes from inside yet?
no i don't care about murderous robot bears.
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To get fucked in the ass so hard that it kills your parents. Also known as getting 'Fucked in the Lineage'.
I wish we were catching up in less tragic circumstances. You see, we're at Jonny's parent's funeral because he was Orphaned From Behind... by my brother.
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I liek the spy from tf2 cuz he is a stabby stabby and Buttseks
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when you are compulsively masterbating and you have a flashback from your childhood
Mom, i realized i miss you after my blast from the mast.
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Free will. I'm surprised no one has mentioned this. It is arguably one of our greatest gifts.
I am writing something using my own terminology (words).
This is an example of creative expression, which is one of the many (countless) forms that free will takes.
This is how I use my gift from god.
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