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Pouring milk and fruit loop in someone's gapping ass hole
Damn I just at fruit loops out of that ass doe~fruit looped
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either a raspberry that looks like a nipple or a nipple that looks like a raspberry
guy who is going to eat a raspberry: "hmm, nipple fruit"
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A person who engages in homosexual activities in secret (similar to a sneaky link) and is able to do good in bed and come back to their house in time without being caught by family or your lover.
Girl 1: Mckenzie is such a fruit ninja. She's always sneaking out to see Jamie. Does her family not care about her sneaking out?
Girl 2: I assume not. That dumbass fruit ninja will get caught soon somehow though.
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A pregnant woman's baby.
Botanical term for ripening human ovaries.
Joan realized that she had a people-fruit growing inside of her when she had not properly menstruated for two lunar cycles.
"I can't believe the two of them produced a viable people-fruit!"
"Are you going eat that people-fruit?"
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During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.
Damn it's so hot he had to perform a fruit rollup - schluuurp!
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the act of inserting small beats of fruit into the anus of somebody and sucking them out right after.
"dude my girlfriend came past last night and i gave her a fruit loop
anus fruit
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fruit cups are athletic supporters for gays
little billys father had to buy his son some fruit cups or they wouldnt let him participate in his karate class
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