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Chapter Gap

The difference between how far it is to the end of the chapter and how far it is to your stop/station on public transport.

I'm not going to start the next part of my book, the chapter gap is too short.

by element 24789 February 18, 2009


GAP POLICE

Self-appointed patrolmen and women who document and video the atrocities of fellow drivers who allow too much space between them and another vehicle at a stoplight.

Oh no! The Gap Police caught me 2 car lengths behind the car in front of me. I hope she doesn’t shame me on Instagram!

by Ms. Coffee January 7, 2020


Nose Slap Ass Gap

When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.

My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.

by Mgatty April 19, 2023


Goebbels gap

A internet adage, It's a word for people who blame on the jews after an bad event, like 9/11.

Person 1: Lebanon blew up, The jews have to do something with it!
Person 2: You're doing an Goebbels Gap!

by Sharperpanhandle November 28, 2024


Wrap N Gap

Wrap it up and hit the gap. Put a condom on and have sex.

Yo, check out that ass, im gonna wrap n gap that!

by Ghostcatkilla June 21, 2024


Muppet Gapped

Getting gapped so hard by GodofYinandYang

When the enemy lose so hard in a league game it not just diff it a Muppet gapped

by Yomyslime August 8, 2021


Gap Pounder

1.Name of a popular mens softball team in Kansas from 2000-2004.

2. When a ball get hit between the outfielders.

3. Someone who "hits the pussy hard". A Gut beater, vagina slayer, Pussy crusher, Gap pounder.

Ron: "Alright, Jimmy i want you to pound that gap right there."(points to the outfield)

Jimmy: "You mean boning that haggard Indian woman in the stands, or hitting a double?"

Ron: "Well that too, but first lets see that double."

Coach: "Man, that Jimmy is a true Gap Pounder."

by Mavie B March 24, 2012

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