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A person who uses a communal kitchen appliance or utensils and doesn't clean up after themselves. Name derived from the practice of using a sandwich toaster and leaving the melted cheese that oozes out all over the hotplate for the next person to scrape off.
"Looks like the cheese goblins were here last night - there is burnt cheese all over the sandwich toaster."
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Similar to myspace angles, except much more hideous in real life and resembles an actual goblin. Subjects who utilize goblin angles are also prone to eating children, hanging out under bridges, and riddles.
Bro 1: Dude, did you see that chicas myspace? She is fine as hell.
Bro 2: Hellz yah bro! Chestbump!
Regular guy: Guys...have you seen her yet? Totally a gobbo. She's got the goblin angles goin like mad. Might as well call her Smeagol.
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When having sex, the man lies on his back with erect cock upwards, whilst the man or woman having sex with him jumps into the air, bends over in air, and proceeds to 360 spin his/her asshole around said cock.
Man 1: Damnit, susan broke my dick off doing a goblin screwdriver, she needs aim!
Man 2: lol
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Not, as commonly supposed, an automatic timer controlled tea making device from the 1970s, but a specialised role amongst the household servants of the 1870s.
Lord Limpwick retired to his room where he summoned young Fanny Hornblower, his faithful Goblin Teasmaid.
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A chef whose forte' is tossing salad.
I was looking for oral, but I wasn't expecting an ass goblin
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An ugly ass mother fucker, oringinating in Northwest San Antonio, Texas, who talks shit and plays mister innocent all the time. He enjoys extra curricular activities such as gliding around on his glider and being violated in the asshole repeatedly by a lion looking motherfucker. He stars in such movies as Spiderman 1,2, and 3, Harry Potter 1,2,3, and 4, and Enchanted. There have been known to not shower, wash their hair, or brush their teeth. They are virgins, and will always be. They drop drumsticks alot. When witnessing a goblin pussy, please keep your distance and try not to look into their green pericing eyes.
Sergio: hey you Goblin Pussy where did you park your glider this morning?
Goblin Pussy:Eeeeeeeeeeee thats messed up...
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A person who consumes copious amounts of egg nog.
Guy1: Dude, that's a lot of 'nog you're drinking...
Guy2: Yea, I likes the 'nog.
Guy1: Nog Goblin.
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