bump 'n grind

The P.C. name for "sex on the dancefloor." When a guy (usually very drunk and horny) moves behind and gets up as close as possible to a girl to dance to a rap song.

The only way to dance to 50 Cent's "Candyshop" song is to bump 'n grind. Nothing beats the feeling of sex when you are dancing drunk.

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grinds my shorts

a term used to express annoyance. Can be used in replacement of activates my almonds.

When people say crossiant instead of quackson it really grinds my shorts.

Grinding booty cheeks

Verb:

The act of perceived quality dance moves where one's junk is applied forcibly against another's nether regions, much like the grinding of gears in a clock.

Much like: freaking getting down bailamos Enrique Iglesias

"Last night was a success! I was grinding booty cheeks all night long!"

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BUMP N GRIND

Bump and grind referred to the seductive walk of burlesque performers, which contained a lot of hip action. As the hips moved in one direction they were said to grind, stopping with a bump; then grinding in the other direction and repeating the pattern, back and forth, back and forth.
this is an old fashioned definition

Look at her walk. She can really give them the old bump and grind.

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car park grinding

The art of dancing in the urban style which is an infusion of 80's breakdancing and early 90's body popping, this activity is carried out under the influence of hard drugs and lots of alcohol (lashings of Carling) in a random car park (this could be your local chippy, to your large multiple DIY store) in a random place. Most popular in the Burton on Trent Region of Staffordshire. Original concept by the one and only Craven Crew.

A large group of intoxicated young men dancing, grooving, and shaking there thing to the sound of loud music within the confinement of a local car park, sometimes half naked! this is Car Park Grinding!

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slip n grind

the act of un-tucking, or keeping a boner un-tucked from the waistband while dancing, thus, causing it to annoyingly protrude onto the date's butt

*this can only occur with a penis larger than about 2 inches*

Did you see that kid?! He was rockin the slip n grind alll over kristen's ass! What a noob.

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hamburger grind

The last savory section of my hamburger that I cannot eat but Cameron always finishes for me.

"I am full but Cameron would you mind doing the honors, and eating my hamburger grind?"

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