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Squad Hag

One individual, one of many in a group of those skanks who yander together in groups and wear press on’s (yes...yandering.) Those trashed yucky girls who likely all have the Arby’s syndrome and one who no lesbian would ever take home.

“Hey fellow lesbo, That squad hag won’t stop trying to introduce herself to me and I can legitimately see she is ripe for Thanksgiving. Let’s gtfoh before she loses a press on.”

by Brrezie March 19, 2021


flint-faced hag

one ugly son of a bitch

DAMNNNNN LOOK AT THAT flint-faced hag, SHE SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED

by Mr.PantsySmarts January 6, 2023


Hag flap

The loose skin on a woman's arm.

Martha caught her hag flap in the door latch.

by Moonbeam76 January 12, 2022


Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023


Money Hag

A teacher that cares more about money then the students well being.

Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 5, 2018


hag gladice

A woman who is, or resembles a stripper over the age of 45 who's face looks like worn leather and whos voice could only be described as a combination of a waterbuffalo and drowning hyeina.

Bro, your girlfriend is a total hag gladice.

The obx strip clubs are full of hag gladices.

by not samantha. May 12, 2016


Fag Hag

An Old rotten looking female that smokes

"did ya see that one isabel she's a proper fag hag"

by TomotheBollix October 21, 2011