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The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
Heather gave her daughter’ s fiancé some loose sloppy pussy and a case of Herpes, 1&2 …….
Odds of that happening are 1:1
A person you're jealous of because your crush is in love with them.
Why does my friend love that "Heather"?
1. The girl Conan Gray is jealous of
2. The girl that got poisoned by drain cleaner
3. A pattern particularly seen on sweaters
“I wish I were Heather...”
“Shut up Heather”...”Sorry Heather!”
“I put on my favorite gray heather shirt today!”
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Heather "Angie" Toribio: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
amazing, colorful hair, loves robert stanley dyrdek, and smosh, cool, your best friend forever <3, and popular!!!
friend smosh colorful amazing robert stanley dyrdek best friemd forever cool popular heather sedore
Two females that will takeover the world through music and so much more. The real definition of Best Friends. Riding with each to the grave.
Heather/Kiaonna is UNSTOPPABLE.