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The act of dipping your hog in chocolate syrup and hanging it down over one's nose.
When Ian's mother passed out during the movie last week, I broke out the Hershey's and gave her a Dirty Emperor's Helmet,
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The best dodgeball team to exist, ever. 2006 Richland high school champs. Had to put athletic tape over some parts of shirts. Shirt design was a young boy with a pot on his head and holding a billy club. The billy club was thought to represent a fallace by the administration and faculty. Team members incuded Capt. Winkie, The Kickstand, Pocket Rocket, Hamburger, Skeeter, Barely There, iMonster, and Courtney.
"Hey did you see the Purple Helmet Warriors destroy the sophomores in dodgeball?"
"Yes."
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1. The underside of the tip of a penis. sometimes concealed by skin if the owner of the helmet is uncircumcised.
Man that slut was licking all over my darth vader helmet.
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When a Penis's head is bigger than the rest of the penis, Looking like a " helmet ."
My penis's head is bigger than my shaft, I think I might have a Purple-Helmet Warrior.
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the penis which is evidentaly the biggest thing a man has! just listen to the song Pet Names for a Penis by Tom Green and you'll understand.
woah dude like his purple helmet warrior is bigger than mine, oh well i guess i'll just have to stick with 11 inches...
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When ones lady friend lays down on her back, One then proceeds to place ones testicles on her forehead and cock down over her nose thus resembling a Norman war helmet!
I gave the baw and chain a Norman war helmet last night and she was ready for battle.
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The cum residue on the tip of an uncircumcised penis.
Hey girls do you want to go to the Columbus Clippers game? Ice cream helmets are only $4.50 tonight!
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