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Not helping

Oh I know your not! Or, wait, who? I'm I supposed to be helping you? What exactly am I supposed to be helping you with, vermin? Is the 2 hour work day too much for you? Does being a piece of shit make it hard for you to scoop yourself into a garbage bag where you belong? Or out of a litter box because you're dogshit?

Hym "I'm not helping? I didn't know I was supposed to help. I thought I just did this thing... And then either die from brainz infection or murder a kids and kill myself. I didn't know I had to help you fucks as I hang half-consumed by the meat grinder that feeds the kids I didn't sire. Did you need my organs too? Because I'm not changing my donor status but I suspect your just going to take the organs anyway. I mean, current trends suggest that you're just going to take the organs anyway. What could you possibly need my help with? A.I.? Already did it. Ridding yourself of delusion? Already did that. Oh! Your kids! You need help ejecting the consciousness from their body! Of course... I was getting around to it but I feel like I would be doing all the work."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024


TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP FEEDBACK

The thing that is at the bottom of the "Urban Dictionary is written by you" panel on the home screen.

TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP FEEDBACK

by ComputerWorld April 6, 2024


Mental Help

What You need. Please get some. Please please please get a therapist. You’re on this probably looking for the definition of anything you think is funny.

Me: get some help.
You: why?
Me: YOU NEED THERAPY
You: WHY?!

Me: You need Mental Help

by INeedTherapy1470 October 28, 2023


A quick help

Something you say to a dude when you really need to shid on the side of the highway

Hey,, brudah, mind giving me a lift to the next exit? A quick help? PLEASE?!?? ILL SUCK YOUR GLIZZY JUST GET ME TO A GAS STATION NIGGA

by spotlight ah moonlight ah July 6, 2023


whisper for help

"It's an Adirondack concept, 'whisper for help,' when you run into an aggressive person that is really attracted to you, you usually give them a half hour to stop and whisper for help" -Roy Hurd, "Greatest Musician Alive"

Listen to Roy Hurd's "Whisper for Help" on the album 'As Real As It Gets" on Spotify, IHeartRadio, iTunes, TuneIn or youtube.

by Wisjd August 22, 2017


Christmas Help

An imaginary overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.

Ones overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.

Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.

Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?

by Bertie Big Bollox December 9, 2010


can you help us with this?

What Urban Dictionary Asks You To Do (You Don’t Have To) After You Wrote A Definition.

Can You Help Us With This? I Can’t Decide Add It Keep Out

by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 December 2, 2020