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j hook

A penis that curves or makes a sharp turn part way through the penis

Dude I was watching a porno last night and the guy had a massive j hook!

by forumlogins May 20, 2008

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captain hook

having a curved penis

i have a captain hook like beyonce, to the left, to the left

by haha134 May 14, 2010

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Captain Hook

What u call somebody when their penis is curved like a hook.

โ€œTyler just accept that you are Captain Hook.โ€

by Meme lord Nate January 10, 2019

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suspension hook

A euphamism on AnalystForum for both a misguided and illthought-out Macro economic projection expressed via the use of unintelligible English. As defined by Cinton's discussion of a profitable trading strategy of Renminbi/ dollar futures and a Renminbi de-pegging.

Now is fries the Chinese dollar (RMB) rise value to be best time several!
Because China Govโ€™t decided not to increase interest rate although USA rise the int.rate.
Now have massively to buy up the Chinese dollar (RMB), again buys the forward Chinese dollare (RMB) rise value.
Then, you will earn money

The American rise interest 0.25%,
Next time, FOMC meeting on August 04, I believed the USA Congress will rise interest 0.25% again,
The insufficient two months, totaled again added 0.5% int.rate

Because the Renminbi is with US dollar suspension hook,
at the appointed time the Chinese government not possibly again not to rise the interest rate., the Chinese government interest on futures pressure can be very big

Because the Chinese dollar (RMB) is with US dollar suspension hook,
US dollar policy, the Chinese dollar (RMB) is certainly needs to follow,

Because the Chinese government official is the non- economic knowledge,
therefore speech China certainly not to rise the interest rate, they really are extremely stupid, only if the RMB different US dollar suspension hook, then China can not to rise the interest rate.

The RMB is with US dollar suspension hook, China not possibly does not follow the American interest on futures, the monetary policy is not at the China side.

Yesterday (30 June 04) the Renminbi had the little rise

by robh353 May 8, 2005

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Captain Hook

The act of lifting a female off of the ground by her vagina using only two fingers. Most often performed, but not limited to, the dance floor.

Mike- Did you see Tristan last night at Dayglow?

Turner- Yeah, he totally Captain Hooked that girl.
Andrew- Classic

by CaptainHookHimself October 9, 2011

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bell hooks

bell hooks was a feminist best known for taking long showers and spelling her name in all lowercase

"You got fucking bell hooks with you in there? What's taking so fucking long?"

by Eye Corporation March 6, 2012

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bull hooking

While the woman is giving a man head the man sticks his index finger in one nostril and his middle finger in the other nostril of the woman and pulls down trying to gag the woman with his dick.The woman will make mooing and grunting sounds like a bull as she is trying to pull away.

Last night I was bull hooking a fat hiefer while she was sucking my dick!

by Lance Rooten Tooten December 27, 2008

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