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HotDog Hot Dog

A sentient being that is double just a hot dog and is triple a dog and is very tempatur(tongue roll please)raly hot. The more hots in its name the hotter it gets until it literally becomes the son of the son of the sun. Minnie Mouse are theres arch enemy. It's only weakness is a microwave. Mickey Mouse likes to stab them to make music. Only 6 HotDog Hot Dogs have ever been turned into the son of the son of the sun. The sun is sometimes referred to has the GrandDog Grand Dog as it is the hottest HotDog Hot Dog the world has ever seen. And you must really question, is the HotDog Hot Dog the Hot Dog, or is the you the son of the son of the GrandDog Grand Dog.

Hot Dog! That HotDog Hot Dog looks like a Hot Dog or a Dog if I've ever seen a HotDog Hot Dog or a Hot Dog or a Dog. The HotDog Hot Dog species is going extinct because of Minnie Mouse. They are also being enslaved my Mickey Mouse and are being forced to yelp music.

by Dr. Plane Doctor, Yes June 5, 2020


hotdog shmeater

the smallest stinkiest cock in town

you have a hotdog shmeater

by gaysssasss December 23, 2023


Hotdog tongue

A girl's tongue that is so big, in width and length, that, when used to suck a dick, it resembles a hotdog buns wrapped around a hotdog.

Homeboy #1: Yo did you see that girl's tongue bro!

Homeboy #2: Yeah man! That girl's got a straight up hotdog tongue! You know she gives good head!

Homeboy #1: damn man, you know those blowjobs are high quality!

by Scorch512 March 3, 2019


Satan's Hotdog

When the penis is resting between two butt cheeks.

Satan's Hotdog is a sin, you either put it in like God intended or don't!

by ReallyDirtyTurtle May 18, 2020


drop a hotdog

Curb stomping a dickhole

Joe threatened to drop a hotdog after someone hit his trailer headfirst.

by Fuckin Heathen May 10, 2008


hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.

Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.

by unixfreak October 29, 2022


mississippi hotdog

slathering your dick in mustard and ketchup putting it between a hot dog bun and feeding it to your significant other until mayonnaise comes out

imma introduce my girlfriend to a real mississippi hotdog

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 20, 2023