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How to suck dick

Well, what u want to do is unzip his pants then pull out his dick you then want to put it in ur mouth and pull in and out in and out in and out (moaning noises)"ugh, ugh, it's so big ugh,UGH, and ugh, jui- UGH -cy UUUUUGH, give it to me ugh just give it" and then u want to start fucking (more moaning)"uuugh, baby fuck me, uuugh, just fuck me real uuuuugh, hard," him: ok "uugh, HARDER, HARDER, HARDER" ugh, ugh, baby fuck me HARDER, UUUUUUGH" "LICK THIS PUSSY BABY LICK IT" "suck my TITS suck 'em UUUUUUGH UUUUGH UUUUGH UUUGH UUUGH UUUUUUUUUUUGH" "yeah baby FUCK me HARD," him: ok "UUUUGH UUGH UUUUGH HARDER HARDER HARDER UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH"

Last night I went to the bar and went home with some guy we fucked real hard, I moaned so much!! We also recorded how to suck dick I was demonstrating it. What you do is u unzip his pants pull out his dick and pull in and out in and out in and out

by Infopplneed October 30, 2019

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that's how we roll

That's how we choose to behave, how we choose to respond or not.

"You wanna be a terrorist...we'll hunt you down and kill you... That's how we roll."

by Tweets88 September 29, 2014

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So, how's School?

Something older folks often say to try to get to know you, or to keep a conversation going when there is nothing left to say. This will usually happen during every conversation, and is commonly used on people ages 15-22.

Older Gentleman: "So that's all I really needed to talk to you about..."

Young Man: "Alright, sounds good. I'll give you a call next week."

Older Gentleman: "Ok... So, how's school?"

........

Young Man: "I'm actually on Summer Vacation..."

by SchoolIsGood March 31, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


how i roll

used to affirm one's impressive attribute

-you always carry around $5000 in cash?
-yeah, that's how i roll

-did you just kick that guy's ass because he looked at your girl?
-you know, that's how i roll

by pugz July 14, 2006

49๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


How var you?

The Italian pronunciation of "how are you?"

Hi Professor, how var you? I have a kuestion and I am a spaghetti mafia.

by DGROSPEC September 30, 2021

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


How Nice For You!

Words directed at a person when your'e not really interested (with) more than a little jealousy thrown in!

Do we really care??

Jeremy:"My Wife and I are off again to Borneo!"

Derek:"Oh really?-How nice for you!"

by Inja September 16, 2012

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


how bout naw

A firm way of declining anything.

"Gonnae lend us a fiver?"

"How bout naw"

by steakboy August 16, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž