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autistic 12 year old fortnite players who have probably never talked to a girl and leave comments under youtube videos saying they are underrated. probably has more hours in creative mode than has hours going outside
names a more underrated controller player than me. i’ll wait 😤
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The most leet game ever. It is now open source. Has the chmmr in it. And the Zoq-Fot-Pik. And the Shofixti. And Frungy.
When playing Star Control II, one curses at Ur-Quan.
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Optical wear that virtually guaranties that NOBODY will ever f*ck you.
Ouch! Check out the bitch in the BCs!!!
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Making sure your girlfriend takes her birth control because you didn't pull out fast enough or never pull out.
"Dude I was so in the moment that I didn't pull out, I'm going to be on birth control patrol until her next period for sure!"
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An agressive sexual act in which a man and woman are partaking in sexual-intercourse (works best when female is riding male in a 'reverse cowgirl' position) and the woman, sensing that her male partner is close to ejaculation, will strike the male in the testicles with a forceful blow causing them to recede into the body as a defense mechanism and also causing the penis to shrink thus ruining the sensation of orgasm if it even happens at all...
(Usually used as a revenge tactic for the 'dirty sanchez', 'donkey punch', or 'broken hearing aid')
Last night my man was giving me shit about my ass jiggling too much during sex, so I used some 'Arkansas birth control' and ended the night with a bowl of ice-cream.
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A amazing lighting company that makes the best theatrical lighting available.
Those lights are so much worse than my Electronic Theater Control lights.
band who gets too much mega-nutrition for their own good
HAVE YOU SEEN POISON CONTROL CENTER? THEY'RE WAY SASSYxCORE!
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