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An overpriced, overrated, skyscraper filled, industrial wasteland in the Hudson River Valley in the state of New York.
How can anyone live among all this overcrowding and filth in New York City? Life is much better in the South.
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a team made up of homosexual members. each has his own vital role. a-rod is there so jeter has an a-rod to suck, while bernie williams plays his trumpet in a homo band and bangs torre who is steinbrenner's bitch. this team has almost completely ruined baseball until they lost to the red sox in 2004 after being up 3-0. they are a disgrace to everything that is good in baseball.
Bernie: Hey Jeter, do you wanna come finish off torre for me, i gotta gig to play.
Jeter: No problem, id be glad to give him a hand.
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the act of getting head upstairs, and when you hear the girl's mom coming up the stairs, you grab a pillow and put it over your dick.
"I heard someone coming, so I pulled a new york pillow."
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You have a New York Minute, Just so you know that's seven seconds.
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Anything north of the immediate suburbs of New York City (i.e., Westchester, Putnam, Rockland, and Southern Orange counties).
Kindly note: Long Island is Long Island. It is not upstate. It's easy of the city, not north.
Bob: "Where are you from?"
Mike: "New York"
Bob: "Whooaaa is it crowded?"
Mike: "No, you dumb bitch, I'm from New York STATE. Upstate New York."
Bob: "Wait, it's a state?"
*Mike cracks Bob's skull.*
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forget the world, all the aliens wanna come to new york city!
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new york city is the motherfuckin SHIT, yo.
(UD made me call it new york city. But no self-respecting new yorker calls it that. It's just New York)
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