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When you just gotten the good dick and you can’t think straight cuz you got dick on the brain.
OMG Arthur, I am so dumb today, I have major baby brain!
Shut up Alessandra! I have crippling dick brain! I got DP’d last night and have semen where my cerebrospinal fluid should be.
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Damage to the brain, usually defined by dead brain cells which would otherwise survive, is known to be caused by several things:
-fetal alcohol syndrome
-being constantly on speed for about 3 days
-large quantities of Ecstasy (a massive overdose)
-incompetently synthesized synthetic drugs
-being constantly drunk for about 3 days
-being hit on the head reeeal hard (see child abuse)
-being raised by fundies
Many people will claim that *any* mind-altering substance causes brain damage, but since this has never been scientifically demonstrated, these people are generally ignorant. See Church of Voodoo Pharmacology (assuming the editors have accepted it).
The general result is retardation, and it can cause the victim to join the fundies or other cults. It can also cause epilepsy, which can increase the ease of acceptance in a fundie cult because many of them view seizures as divine possession.
Popular exponents of brain damage include Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, George W. Bush, the KKK, and Ronald Reagan. The latter was so evil that his brain attempted suicide, causing Alzheimer's disease.
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A group of MEN. Rightfully named for the sex which actually contains a brain. Members must have names of royalty. Known for there excellent problem solving techniques over a cold buhr or 2.
Term rightfully originates from the show Scrubs
Commodore! Chancellor! Duke! assemble The Baron and The Count, to complete The Brain Trust. We have to have a meeting to discuss recent events.
Fine Crew! should we induct a new member to The Brain Trust, named Nancy Boy? We shall discuss the pros and cons over some frosty cool brews.
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Another term for getting head
I just got that good brain from Juliet. Shit was real son.
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Something so difficult and confusing that it makes your head bobble like if it was getting fucked in the brain REPEATEDLY!!
"Math class today was so hard, right?" Ray said.
"I know it felt like our math teacher just brain fucked me, HARD!" Alvaro replied.
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The greatest french horn player who ever lived. RIP. Died in the 1950's in a tragic car crash. Villanelle was his best recording.
Isn't it sad the world had to see such talent leave the world such as Dennis Brain?
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A group of smart advisors. Used sarcastically to refer to a bunch of decision makers who are not wise.
The "Brain Trust" was the name given to a group of diverse academics who served as advisers to U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt during the early period of his tenure. The group acted as an informal Cabinet and was first suggested in March 1932 by Roosevelt's legal counsel Samuel Rosenman.
Joes Smith looks at his teenage boys doting over their unexploded fireworks, thinking this brain trust doesn't bode well for the future of his businnes.
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