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The rule in which “Bullying is fine as long as it’s funny.” Primary used to justify cyberbullying or making fun of someone
“I knoe he can’t control it, but Freddie’s Law means we can
When multiple men have had sex with the same woman.
Damn Tommy Mac, you banged her too? I guess that makes us cock in laws cause I tore that pussy up!!
The principal that under the current defintion of homosexuality, you are permitted to check out another male for 8 seconds fully clothed, 6 seconds shirtless or a quick glance if all Wang's are shown.
Dude, that shirtless guy is so hot! Anddddd, now he's not. Wolfe's Law.
"Because" or "Because I said so" A law invoked when asked the question why, after reasons have already been explained or to altogether avoid a question. More commonly used in the business world as a freebie pass to ignore an annoying person's question. Once used by Chris Brown when questioned by media after his release from detainment in PG County, following an assault on a homosexual male. Other celebrities are also using this term. Origination unknown.
i.e. After explaining a long a long marketing scheme in full detail, Jim asks John(the presenter) a stupid or irrelevant question. John simply responds back " thank you for your question, at this time, I am invoking Cannon Law. Next question"
the parents of your side chick or side hoe
R.J: Hey, you want to have a drink tonight bro?
Dave: I can't, my main chick is out of town and Im having dinner with my side chick and her parents.
R.J: Dinner with your Hoe-in-laws? That sucks. Have fun
Ferrells law is the theory that any and every conversation will eventually contain some type of Will Ferrell reference. Weather it’s a direct quote or reference to a Will Ferrell movie. The quote does not have to be an exact quote. It can also be a play off of a Will Ferrell quote:
Shawn: We need more beer.
Jason: I’ve got a fever! And the only prescription is more beer!
(This is an example of an in-direct application of Ferrells law, because it references a skit that contains Will Ferrell)
Shawn: We have no beer
Jason: You sit on a throne of lies:”!
Benjamin: I actually have more beer.
Jason: You’re my boy Blue!
(This is an example of a direct application of Ferrells Law, because it utilizes direct Will Ferrell quotes)
Any Party:
He’s Gonna do one!
We’re going streaking!
It’s so good! Once it touches your lips it’s so good!
Did we just become best friends? Yep!
There is literally no end to examples
A step up from “Bidoof's law”, Bibarel’s law states that there will never be anything more joyous and repulsive than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to loli or otherwise underaged hentai characters”.
"Bibarel's Law strikes again."