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Self Surgery

When you have some sort of bodily affliction you can fix on your own and you utilize household tools. If you don't have to go to the ER and you can do it on your own.

Personal surgery.

Tools could include using things like butter knives, steak knives, tweezers, scissors, needles, razor blades, finger nails, etc...

I was on a <bender> and ended up with a burn on my leg from when I fell in the bonfire. I have performed self surgery and cut out the burn area with a butter knife; avoiding the perilous emergency room.

by prozic December 14, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


self-fucker

A male capable of fucking his own asshole.

That guy will never need anyone for sex in his life; he's a self-fucker.

by 8291 August 26, 2007

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self-declared

A declaration of a statement made by oneself, neither supported nor agreed by others.

'Hey there's no school tomorrow!'
'Isnt it just your own self-declared holiday?'

by Jwjwjwjw November 3, 2013

29๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


self-sucking

when a man sucks their own cock. they must be very flexible and feisty . oh yeahhhhhhh .

i don't have a girlfriend so i'm self-sucking today .

by nuggnugg4000 October 23, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Self-arrest

Self-arrest is a mountaineering related maneuver in which a climber that has fallen and is sliding down a snow or ice slope arrests (stops) the slide by himself without recourse to a rope or other belay system.

Self-arrest can be performed by using an ice axe or by using the climber's hands, feet, knees and elbows. Self-arrest with an ice axe is a difficult maneuver, but without it the probability of effectively arresting a fall is greatly diminished

We went up in the mountains today to practice our self-arrest technique.

by johnny do climb January 5, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


self expression

anyone who sees self expression as a liberalist act of pacifism is narrow-minded and probably does nothing but talk about sports and guns all day long to people who could care less but feel sorry for him cause they know he's a loser. it's being able to create something that is your own and defines you as a person.

jocks, government workers and business men.

by jdogg2020 December 21, 2004

31๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


self-stroke'n'poke

Female masturbation.

"She likes to do a lil' self-stroke'n'poke when I'm away. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave March 30, 2004

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