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When you take a big, satisfying shit and you think to yourself, "Wow, that was a great shit, let's do it again." So you take the shit out of the bowl and shove it back into your ass, then shit it back out again.
'What did you get up to last night Sharon?'
'Oh boy - I gave myself the best Wednesday ever! It even held together on the second time out!'
When it all goes to shit on a night shift Wanky Wednesday
Well that was a wanky Wednesday
When it all goes to shit on a night shift on wanky Wednesday
Well that was another Wanky Wednesday
A day spent making out and relaxing with your partner. It is the best day of the week without a doubt.
'Damn I need a Wednesday!' said Will.
Wednesday is national Peter Vuitton drinks day
Hey Peter it’s Wednesday
Peter: guess I have to drink
International Dress-like-Spiderman-and-shout-loudly-at-a-mirror day, it also has come to be known as the National M.I.L.F (Man I Love Frogs) Appreciation day.
George: It's wednesday my dudes.
Billy, Micheal and David: *really annoying screaming*
A black cat named after Wednesday Addams, who takes on the personality and characteristics of her namesake.
Anyone: “Your cat hates me.”
Me: “She hates everyone. What do you expect? She's Wednesday.”
Anyone: “But she loves you so much.”
Me: “Like I said… she's Wednesday.”