English teacher

A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion

Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,

In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice

He’s the first to die

Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,

He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)

Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)

Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire

Kamikaze Teacher

a teacher who calls upon the class randomly when no one raises their hand.

Teacher;dont make me go kamikaze teacher!

-student raises hand-

Teacher Devaki

A demon that is pretty.. weird. Gives lots of works and judge you based on.. everything.

I HATE TEACHER DEVAKI

teacher creature

A weird professor at school.

We have a teacher creature for this class. He literally walked out the door in the middle of his lecture because nobody did the reading for today.

bad teacher

A person who gives a term's worth of homework for you to do in the two week holidays (gives holiday homework), tells you to move schools just because you didn't do that homework and has favourites in a class.

Math teacher: ...And also i assigned you more Mathletics homework.
Me: Yaay -_-
Friend: *In low voice* Really?
Me: *Also in a low voice* ofc not.
Teacher: HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING, MAYBE YOU ShOULD CONSIDER MOVING THIS YEAR RATHER THAN IN YEAR 10!
*Class is quiet and ends ten minutes later*
Me: SHE'S SO FUCKING MEAN AND SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT.Why the fuck was she even listening to my conversation? I WASN'T EVEN THAT LOUD FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
Friends: Ikr that so harsh of her, she's such a bad teacher.

That Vegan Teacher

That Vegan Teacher refers to an elderly woman who masturbates using fruits or vegetables.

Jane is a That Vegan Teacher, as she masturbates by sticking a cucumber up her ass.

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That Vegan Teacher

A bitch who hates everyone who does normal things

That Vegan Teacher fucking sucks.