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To get beaten up by a group of guidos, or Italians in general, usually armed with baseball bats or 2x4s. On the rare occasion can also be mob affiliated.
Dave: I was walking down the street in Nolita when some of those goddamn guidos dragged me into the alley and gave me an Italian Massage.
John: Ever heard of running dumbass?
Dave: You have no idea how much weed I smoked that day you douche, try running after 6 blunts of skunk...
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A sexual position mentioned in the TV show Dirty Sexy Money.
"They are doing the Italian Banker"
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A French kiss with both partners pressing their bodies as close together as possible with a little grinding sometimes. It is very passionate and sexual.
We both went streaking outside and when we stopped in a quiet spot I started Italian Kissing her. It was such a turn on and she was so wet afterwards.
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To first describe what an Italian Nugget is, it's important to first say that they are people. To further specify, they are female people, or so you'd think from first glance. Typically an Italian Nugget will be around 4'10 to 5'4, and be slightly overweight. To further clarify on body composition, they will usually have a big, gross ass, big, gross boobs, and a generally round shape.
Next, they will obviously have a very Italian look, consisting of dark hair, dark skin and manly facial features. Loads of makeup are also usually an indicator of an Italian Nugget.
As for apparel, look for black stretch pants, Uggs, and brightly colored sorority sweatshirts.
Where to Look for Italian Nuggets: Fraternity and sorority functions, the club, Long Island. Do not look in the gym or the library.
Snooki, from Jersey Shore, is the prototypical Italian Nugget.
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when a girl and a guy have sex on some grass while the girl is on her period and once the guy sperms all the stains make the italian flag
green: grass stains
white: sperm
red: period blood
Dave: Me and my girl were in the woods last night, i totally made the italian flag with her
Erika: Kinky!!!
forest Italy sex Erika
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Pronounced: Perge-italian
A woman who is half italian, and half persian. She is very hairy, very horny, and tend to be very fat, and lazy. They tend to have a very identifiable smell. Not very attractive features, but claims to be exotic. They also like to wear the color red a lot!! Almost all their dresses are red.
When taking pictures, they like to press their breasts against things and zoom in on them (i.e. the wall, things that are red, other breasts).
When they find a mate, it is normally a very scrawny and awkward looking guy. At any given time, all the guys she will ever go out with look like this. But she prefers flirting with other women.
Their diet consists of cake, breakfast burritos, more cake, and cake. They keep a slice of cake in their car for emergencies. Do not try to take away a cake from them! Also do not eat cake near them because they will eat it.
They are also the only known people who walk while sleeping. Not to be confused with sleep-walking. Due to their enormous laziness, while they are walking, they start to make a pillow out of the furry neck rolls they posses. They fall to sleep while while walking on these rolls, typically resulting in walking into trees.
There can only be one pers-italian within a givin radius... or else they would have to fight... possibly resulting in the winner eating the loser
"want to see my pers-italian rack?"
"I'm sorry, its the pers-italian in me. I can't help it. Ha aha aha hahaha"
"Some pers-italian just walked into a tree again; when i tried to help her up, she tried to touch me c*ck"
Pers-italian: "What is this mess?"
Pers-italian roommate: "thats your mess"
Pers-italian: "well clean it up"
Driving instructor: "ok, please show me how your dash-board works"
Pers-italian: "Well here is the windsheild whipper, turn signals, radio, emergency lights, and emergency cake"
Driving instructor: "What was the last one"
Pers-italian: "Emergency cake see!....oh wait i ate it... does that mean i fail?"
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the act of firmly placing your balls over your partners eyes like a pair of sunglasses.
"damn, i cant see shit through these italian sunglasses!"
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