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probably asked u for booty pics at some point, his only personality trait is playing baseball, secretly gay but too scared to come out, UGLY, smells like doritos, lactose intolerant, but has a hot girlfriend. she is THE sexist mf out there. like, 10/10 head, 10/10 pussy, 10/10 sex, 10/10 personality. jake is so lucky to have her
“jake is so ugly”
“i know, idk how he pulled lexie.”
“ikr bro, she’s so fine. i heard he pipes the shit out of her all the time.”
“damn. must be nice.”
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Jake is the sweetest most caring person you'll ever meet he will tell you look great even if yu don't he will say he loves yu no mater what he will lose friends for you if you have him as a boyfriend or best friend or even friend make sure to hold on to him and never let you he makes your life complete and makes your world turn sometimes lies are spread about him but you clarify with him what happened and yu know he would never lie
I love you so much Jake.
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Jake is a sexy mofo who has a huge penis and balls. He is 25% and is a well known coochie slayer. He is known for his huge dick that is about 15 inches long. It’s so big that he tapes it to his leg. Everyone wants to be Jake, for he fucks a new bitch every night.
He must be a Jake, his dick is huge.
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"Jake" is known for continuously getting friend zoned by many women and when he gets friend zoned, he goes and skinny dips with other men, plays Butt Cookie, and other extremely homosexual games.
Dude, he is such a Jake, what is he doing with those little boys right now?
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"Jake" is a shorter version of One who's being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End.
Look here, you're kinda being a Jake right now!
Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.
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