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A miniscule man who complains about being short and always says he hasn't hit his growth spurt yet. His first girlfriend turned trans a year later and doesn't date men, also kissed them in a forest but will deny any knowledge of this
Person 1 "You see Jesse McKeddie i heard he said "" I pray to god that i grow 4 inches to be 6 foot""
Person 2 "what a weirdo
A seemingly normal guy at first but then you find out he robs, is a predator, spends your money on hookers and drugs and has a rap sheet that’s 18 pages long and then his $10 for “traffic tickets” makes sense because his junkie sister and mom call about his restitution payments
Damn boy that junkie Jesse is passed out in front of my house again leaving me stabbed up sexually crazed deranged notes.
A gamer that has 100 thousand gamer score that likes to sits on cheeseburger and like to watch anime
He's a beefy legend who will fuck your girl, make you love him, steal all your shit and be gone by the next day. You'll usually see him in clubs, traps, bars, smoke houses or your sisters bedroom.
Damn that Jesse hall railed my mom again.
Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay
Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
Can cook meth well. Says "Bi*ch" a lot. Like water.
Jesse Pinkman: "Yo Mr. White, wassup"
Walter White: "Jesse, we need to cook."