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1 a amazing Thursday song
2 a way to describe a crazy, amazing new year
1 Jet back new year is a great song
2 We had a jet black new year!
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Massive Cock with big balls
Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon is a legendary & powerful weapon used to penetrate holes for satisfaction.
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A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.
Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.
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Originated from the movie "Little miss sunshine".
When you dreamed of something for a long time that you wanna accomplish (eg: dream job, or other goals) but later on you realise you can't achieve it because of a disability you have and/or other things stopping or preventing you from doing that spesific thing.
Person 1: I wanna become a pilot!
Person 2: But aren't you colourblind?
Person 1: Yes, why?
Person 2: You know you can't fly jets if you're colourblind.
One who sits and picks his ass in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. This is the epitome of a SHIT SHOW. This is worse than a duster because this person would never EVER touch the ice. This is two steps below the average bender.
The Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.
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1. When you are arguing with someone who has a seemingly air-tight argument and you blow a load of philological wisdom into his argument.
2. any kind of come back.
3. A literary ejaculation
Joe: 9/11 was clearly the work of Osama bin Laden (and proceeds to show you undeniable proof) Zack: Oh Yeah, well Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!
Pat: WTF you ate all of my Nutella!
Asshole who ate his Nutella: WTF dude, Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams ergo I did not eat your Nutella
Chemistry teacher: Mr. Erickson will you please tell the class why covalent bonding is different than ionic bonding.
Andrew: Uh because Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams.
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Dave's weed.
#PolePosition #StayLit
"Hey, man, dat 93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash smells ripe. " -Ryan
"Gimme a fry and I'll smoke you out." -Dave
"This is it chief." -Nick
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