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Small annoying children that ruin your plans
I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin.
Like a water balloon, but instead of a balloon filled with water, it's filled with semen, possibly inside a condom instead of a balloon.
Bro! Me and my girlfriend after sex last night had a Jizz-Balloon fight! It was nuts!
1. to excite someone so much that the person is about to jizz in his or her pants
2. can be used interchangeably with the word 'sexy'
Stop jizz-stimulating me!
That red phone of yours is very jizz-stimulating!
I am jizz-stimulated by your tweeter.
The accidental occurrence of E-juice spilling or drizzling it's way over parts of your vape you deem undesirable, usually when refilling your tank.
"Great, now there's juice jizz all over my vape."
"I forgot the lid and now there's juice jizz all over my backpack."
Related to jizzy poop, A Jizz Poop is an action where a penis owning person can poop and jizz at the same time. Thus, this action is called a Jizz Poop.
Variations of the Jizz Poop can include:
- Making it into your own mouth
- Jizzing and Pooping leaving body at same time
- Double Reacharound at the stadium urinals
"Hey man, can you put on the Michigan game man?"
"No man, I was Jizz Pooping."
"Woah man, a good Jizz Poop is my favorite thing in life"
Someone shooting his mouth off and not having a clue. Hes shooting jizz from his mouth like a firehose.
That politician is a jizz trumpet!
When you ejaculate and you feel semen hit a certain part of your body but no matter how much you look, it's not there.
person 1: i swear i just came on my leg bro, but it's not there!
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..