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floor jockey

The unfortunate soul who, whilst crashing at accommodation, is consigned to go without bed/couch and must sleep on the floor

"Sure you can crash at my place but there is only one bed and a couch. Means one of you has to be the floor jockey."

Playing floor jockey:

Host: "Alright gang, back to mine.
All guest: "dibson not being the floor jockey!"

Last guest to call it is the floor jockey.

by Nojwards January 14, 2014

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Slop jockey

A poor painter. Messy painter not good at painting at all.

Man bill really did a horrible job what a slop jockey.

by Squeak nj88 December 11, 2018

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Knob jockey

A person who is so damn stupid that they like to get on peoples nerves

Stop causing me so much grief you knob jockey

by Mumbum December 28, 2017

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swine jockey

a police officer on horse

Damn yo, I can't believe the riots were broken up by all those swine jockeys.

by wendy i can fly March 4, 2011

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Cock jockey

Someone who is riding the bosses junk hoping to land a promotion or be on the boss's good side

Brent keeps agreeing with management , even though he said he doesn't want to work on Christmas . Yea he has been a real cock jockey for mr. Scrooge lately

by Webstersdude92 April 3, 2015

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Scooter Jockey

Fat people at Wall-Mart that ride scooters around.

"Holy shit that fat scooter jockey almost ran over my foot."

by sfrb52 May 5, 2010

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Teriyaki Jockey

a man who likes to sleep with asian women. someone with yellow fever.

John: If you could only sleep with one race of women the rest of your life, which race would you choose?

Josh: I do only sleep with one race. I'm a teriyaki jockey- win, place, or show.

by Josh Wexler April 28, 2016

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