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When you "Go Ham" or all-out on/with something but are only slightly successful.
"He's going Jon Hamm on that burger."
"She went Jon Hamm in that wing eating contest."
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When adult females shave off all their pussy hair, which looks eerily like a small child's pubic region. Hence the Jon Benet Ramsey reference.
My girlfriend shaved her shit Jon-Benet style. She knows I love a smooth pussy.
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3 massive honkers who spit in each others mouth. Jon has a massive cock and penetrates jordons asshole.
You could stick a Jordon Tom Jon in me
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another word for penis
ex. baby my du pippy jon is so hard for you.
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Non alcoholic bar drink - A Shirley Temple without the Cherry (we kicked a guy out of my bar for ordering this).
See Nigga with Gold Teeth (we also kicked a guy out of bar for that one too.
Barkeep... Sling me a Jon Benet Ramsey!
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fat old faget who have only been acting in minor roles in movies/sitcoms/voice for cartoons since the 80's(note*all cameos)hanging by the actors surrounding him for being jew(talented ones)...huge toolbag,untalented,seems gay at all lights anyways...the kind off asshat that makes jeff ross looks like a Brad Pitt if they were both in the same film
sara silverman...that bitch is untalented,she only get here gigs by hanging on her jew card,and sucking cocks,.a total Jon lovitz
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A male living in a small urban center, promiscuous with large women and underage girls.
characterized as being "that friend" as told by Dane Cook
"Ya know, every group of friends has that one person that nobody really likes but still invites him to all of your parties because you don't have the guts to tell him he's annoying."
Lacks self reliance ie: lives with parents or relatives well into his twenties.
Promiscuous with many women, particularly extremely large women (Bunts, Sea cows etc) also enjoys underage girls who have not learned to stay away from such unsuccessful men yet.
Jason- dude i cannot believe you slept with that fat chick last night, your totally acting like a jon from the wonk.
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