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Another way of professing your insane love for your girfriend who's 16 years younger than you
Tom Cruise recently jumped on Oprah's couch then Jay Leno's couch promoting his love for Katie Holmes
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this isn't your traditional elementary school recess toy. this shit is real. to successfully execute the "jump rope", one must master the element of surprise...it is then and only then that the jump rope can be accomplished.
first, you will need a chick in your bedroom completely unclothed and ready to be pounded. it is at this point that the male subject must surreptitiously creep behind the unsuspecting female, turn sideways, and proceed to insert only his thumbs in the female's vagina and anus, respectively. no further effort is necessary on the part of the male, as the speared female will jump up and down until she is able to escape from the human jump rope that has been created.
Nate: "dude i'm pretty nervous about taking it to the next level with Emma. got any tips?"
Drew: "honestly..you have to go big or go home. it's 2011 and you can't just rock it missionary anymore and expect a chick to be satisfied. you should seriously consider giving her a jump rope...i know it may sound odd at first, but chicks completely dig it..."
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The man screamed as the jumping tina landed on his head.
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going in front of someone without their permission.
line jumping is when you are at a amusement park when you've been waiting in line for a fuck load of time, then someone walks past you claiming that their "friend" (what they mean is their gay buddy) is up the line.
this once happened to me, but of course it was Indian family, and if you know them Indians have HUGE family's so i got pushed back about 21 spaces, fucking Indies and then i finally when i get to the ride, it breaks down.
The little roller-coaster that fucking couldn't
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The ability to just call your buddies up at anytime to say hi, catch-up, watever. First mis-interpreted for drunk call.
Now that I am back in New Zealand, I can't just jump call my buddies anymore, as NZ does not pick up the verizon network :-(
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Jumping State (v): The act of leaving the state you reside in for any number of reasons. Whether it be for vacation, or running away from something.
"I gotta jump state for a while and keep a low profile."
"We're jumping state for a good week."
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An exclamation of extreme suprise or shock.
JUMPING FUCK! Look at that spider!
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