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Piss kink

When you're trying to jack off and accidently tangle your tubes in your dick and therefore are stuck with a piss kink.

Guy 1: I've been jacking my meat for an hour wheres the cum?
Guy 2: Oh I think you have a piss kink. You've been touching your dick for too long.
Guy 1: Well shit.

by bigbottledman January 22, 2022

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Handle Kink

When you have a kink of using things as handles.

"He has a handle kink, he told me he could cut my asscheeks off and sew them onto my back and use em as handles when he's fucking my deformed ass."

"Im going to cut your hair off and glue half of it on each side of your back and use em as handles while i fuck you in the ass"

by Bklitzed February 10, 2022


I’m in Kinks

I’m in kinks is another way of saying I’m in tears, from laughing too hard at something, or laughing uncontrollably, commonly used in the north of England

I’m in kinks at that video you sent me last night

by Insectboyler October 21, 2021


Chess Kink

Wanting to incorporate chess themed ideas into sex

Joe told Rebecca his chess kink of wanting her to yell out position openings and finish saying checkmate! She said “you’re a nerd and show me how to fork the queen with the knight

by Swagthrasher69 November 11, 2021


Kink in the hose

Annoying person who gets under your skin while trying to live your best life

Spencer, stop being such a kink in the hose and get out of my way! Sheeesh.

by the_austinjames June 20, 2021


plank kink

When planking turns you on

yo you got a plank kink??

by swagmf420 July 21, 2021


pocky kink

1) Arousal caused by eating pocky

2) Arousal caused by seeing someone else eating pocky

3) Sexual attraction towards pocky

Hey, did you guys know that Ari has a huge pocky kink?

by GoodMorningZen + nerdzunite July 29, 2017