place. Delightful resort hamlet nestled in the armpit of west-central Alberta. Formerly a thriving village built on soggy land wrestled from the clutches of the native inhabitants it has undergone an unwanted downsizing in recent years as evaporation and chemical fertilizers have wreaked havoc on both the lake and the current residents. Home to some of the finest gravel-rich moraines, human filth, alluvial silt deposits, and piles of broken plastic flotation devices in Canada, Gull Lake is poised to take advantage of the coming covid-inspired “We are desperate to vacation anywhere” ethos. Pony rides are available for the kiddies and an Armenian style brothel is under construction.
Why vacation in Gull Lake? We can get hepatitis right here at home.
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Shit lake a server extremely racist on discord run by a Pedo and the same bored of people who ran Meme castle
Look it’s the autistic retards from shit lake
Small lake town in Upstate New York, also a bit of a hidden gem. Cooler than all of Burnt Hills, Charlton and Glenville combined. The people that live there are all alcoholics and Dave Matthews Band fans. A place where rednecks and people who can afford to drop 100 grand on a boat live in harmony. Residents of Ballston Lake are generally fun, humble people who are also batshit crazy.
“Where are you from?”
“Ballston Lake”
“Never heard of it”
“Oh… do you know where Saratoga is?”
A long sluggy mass of drug abuse used to be a their meat in homicidal situation
“Man my lake Jeffers itches”
“How many Xanax do I take today? As many as “lake jeffers” could take in 60 seconds”
a small spot in gig harbor where many crips are found
y'all comin' from lake of the hoods
Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens
"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"
lake weed is how george fisher of cannibal corpse says liquid in the song i cum blood.
lake weed is also the nasty stuff in lakes. like the dead fishes and stuff.
george fisher- "swollen with lake weed, ready to burst!"
Thompson-"man, shit there is a lot of lake weed in this lake! but that girl has a bra outline so its okay.