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Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 03, 2020


Late Bloomer

Late Bloomer is a song by artist named Taura Lamb. The song is written from a perspective of overprotective friend that's why sounds shady. You can listen to it non stop because this is truly masterpiece. Taura never disappoints

"I can't stop listening to Late Bloomer, this song is too good"

by lipypoo May 15, 2021


late night zoomies

This is when nathan Gemmell wants your number so he can phone you late at night , to watch you run around the room like a dog so he can get aroused and hopefully pound one out.

Can I have your number to see your late night zoomies

by Late night zoomies December 08, 2023


late night zoomies

This is when nathan Gemmell wants your number so he can phone you late at night , to watch you run around the room like a dog so he can get aroused and hopefully pound one out.

Can I have your number to see your late night zoomies

by Late night zoomies December 08, 2023


<.7.9.7.6.>Come On Baby, Let Me Lately<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Come On Baby, Let Me Lately<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025


Late fuck

Someone who enjoys being late for everything.

Michael: Tyrone was late to go to school.
David: He’s a late fuck.

by LinkxPeach June 19, 2025


Late in French

Late in French is "en retard." Used for the times you've got the itch to say slur, but don't want to fully commit.

You're late in French.

by Bob The french January 19, 2024