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i think you'd leave bruises

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.

George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)

by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021


Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2022


Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023


Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.

Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...

by holla-at-a-playa April 16, 2009


chasing leaves

Chasing leaves is the term for the state you end up in, when high as a kite on Recreational Pharmecuticals. Its the point where you are completely at odds with what is happening around you, previously called 'tripping'.

Bob - "Are you ok there Gadd?"

Gadd - "Fuckin right mate, Im chasing Leaves here lad"

by Paul Gadd July 9, 2007


leave

a name for stray kids(kpop group) antis. since stray kids fans are called STAY, antis are called LEAVE, because we don’t want you to stay.

person 1: “why does that person hate stray kids so much?”
person 2: “cause they’re a leave.”

by nsjdrjejenejskskskdjdjdjdjdjdj January 6, 2022


leave

someone who is a stray kids anti

person 1 : you stan stray kids
person 2 : ew no i hate them

person 1 : i didn't know you where a leave !?

by dr pepper cream sodas the goat December 21, 2022